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<i>Hey, Hulkies.</i>

2
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<i>So, as you know, I was all set</i>

3
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<i>to bail on my web show,
the one I started,</i>

4
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<i>like, 50 adventures ago to
show the Hulk as a hero.</i>

5
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<i>Why? Becase I proved, without a
doubt, that the Hulk is a hero.</i>

6
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<i>But all I ever got for it
was seven lousy thumbs-ups.</i>

7
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<i>Then this happened.</i>

8
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<i>The Kree mothership
arrived on Earth</i>

9
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<i>to free our old enemy,
Ronan the Accuser.</i>

10
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<i>We Smashers were all
set to handle it,</i>

11
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<i>then the Avengers swooped in</i>

12
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<i>and there was this
drama that ended</i>

13
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<i>with the Hulk ditching
us to go with Iron Man,</i>

14
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<i>Captain America and Thor, to storm the
Kree ship and stop their big plan.</i>

15
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<i>Then lots of fighty-fight
and some bruised egos</i>

16
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<i>with us Smashers feeling like second-rate
superheroes compared to the big shots.</i>

17
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<i>And oh, yeah, did I mention Hulk
sacrificed himself for all of us?</i>

18
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<i>And he was absorbed, body and
mind, by the Kree's leader,</i>

19
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<i>a.k.a. the Supreme Intelligence?</i>

20
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<i>'Cause that happened.</i>

21
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<i>The Kree thought having Hulk's
power would make them stronger,</i>

22
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<i>but it just made things
worse,</i> (YELLING)

23
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<i>for everybody.</i>

24
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(GROWLING)

25
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IRON MAN: Okay, what's the plan?
Yikes.

26
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Gotta get Greenie out of there.

27
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(GROWLING)

28
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(GRUNTING)

29
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The Smashers don't leave behind
one of their own. We got this.

30
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(ALL GRUNTING)

31
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(GROWLING)

32
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Your Imminence, remember,

33
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you are the guiding
light of the Kree.

34
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You can control this beast.

35
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(GROWLING)

36
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(GRUNTING)

37
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IRON MAN: Still think
you've got this, Smashers?

38
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Um, not so much, no.

39
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(GROWLING)

40
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IRON MAN: We'll
handle it, Smashers.

41
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Avengers, go!

42
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(YELLING)

43
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Come on, you costumed clowns!

44
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Help us get Greenie
out of there.

45
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Working on it, Hulks.
I'm going in.

46
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(ROARS)

47
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(GRUNTING)

48
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(GROANING)

49
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RONAN: Master, please remember,

50
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we are here to level
punishment upon the Earth.

51
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Punishment? I'll start with you.

52
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But Master...

53
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(GROANS)

54
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I can't feel too bad about that.

55
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Hey, Coach,

56
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how about putting us into play?
Team-up style.

57
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We've tried everything else.
A-Bomb, you're with me.

58
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Thor, take Skaar.
Red, you got Cap.

59
00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:01,680
Where's Jen?

60
00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:04,917
(GROANING) Jen!

61
00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,586
(GRUNTING)

62
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(BOTH GROANING) That brain
blast didn't hurt you?

63
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Nothing from big
brain hurts Skaar.

64
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You will release our friend.

65
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(ROARING)

66
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IRON MAN: If the big guy is
stuck in that gooey head,

67
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someone's gotta go
in and get him out.

68
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I shall go.

69
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Hulk and I have been
comrades in many battles.

70
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None know him better than I.

71
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Except me.

72
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Hulk isn't just my
teammate, he's my brother.

73
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If there is one thing I
understand, it is brother issues.

74
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Jones, wait!

75
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Rick!

76
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(GRUNTING)

77
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Huh, am I really...
I'm doing this?

78
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Ah, all right, I'm
almost there, big guy.

79
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A-Bomb's away.

80
00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:07,412
(ECHOING) Okay. This is weird.

81
00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,249
Anybody home?

82
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(GASPS)

83
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(CHUCKLING) Hey, Big Brain.

84
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A-BOMB: Okay, the vacancy
sign is up in Leader's head.

85
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That's creepy. (GROANING)

86
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Let me go!

87
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SUPREME INTELLIGENCE: <i>Intruder's
brain power has been rated low.</i>

88
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<i>Not worth absorbing.</i>

89
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Low? My grandiose gray matter?

90
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That hurts.

91
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SUPREME INTELLIGENCE: <i>Intruder
shall be exterminated.</i>

92
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(HULK ROARS)

93
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(GROWLING)

94
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Hulk! Dig the new
dread-tentacle things.

95
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You're just in time to save me.

96
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Oh. No, you're not.

97
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(ROARS)

98
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Hulk, wait, no!

99
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(GRUNTING) That's... My... Face.

100
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(GROWLING)

101
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"Argh" is right. (GRUNTS)

102
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Hulk, buddy, it's me, A-Bomb.
I don't want to fight.

103
00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,603
We're pals, remember?

104
00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:08,006
Hulk only know blue
monster not belong here.

105
00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,409
(GROANING) Oh, boy.

106
00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,977
Merging with the
Supreme Intelligence

107
00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,846
must've reset Hulk's
mindless monster button.

108
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(ROARS) Whoa!

109
00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,322
Doesn't that thing
ever get a headache?

110
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IRON MAN: The only headache
is the one he's giving me.

111
00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:31,496
Skaar remember Hulk showed
way to trick enemies.

112
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Skaar slash big, floaty head!

113
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The classic bait-and-snatch
rescue trick.

114
00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,844
Old Greenie taught us that.

115
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In truth, I believed Hulk little
more advanced than a cave troll.

116
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Hulk not stop till he smash
blue monster to bits.

117
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(GROWLING)

118
00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:56,922
Hey, that's it.

119
00:05:56,924 --> 00:06:00,859
If I can distract Hulk,
he'll start to calm down.

120
00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,494
(ROARING)

121
00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:06,898
Huh? Where blue monster go?

122
00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:11,136
(GROANING) You did it, Hulk.
You smashed me to bits.

123
00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:15,040
All that's left is my
voice, my tiny, tiny voice.

124
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(ROARS) Hulk smash blue monster.

125
00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,847
Who is stronger
now, blue monster?

126
00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,483
Hulk is the strongest
one there is.

127
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(PANTING)

128
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Blue monster sound puny.

129
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(LAUGHS)

130
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Puny monster. Hulk showed you.

131
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(GROANING)

132
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Rick? What happened?

133
00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,537
It's okay, buddy.

134
00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,773
I snapped you free of the
Supreme Intelligence.

135
00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:51,109
It wasn't too
horrifically painful.

136
00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,945
But come on, we gotta beat feet
before the S.I. grabs you again.

137
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(SIGHS) From now on,
I'll do the grabbing.

138
00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:58,950
Speaking of which...

139
00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,790
Well, can't forget Chuckles.

140
00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:07,426
Tentacles got us in here,
tentacles will get us out.

141
00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:08,593
I hope.

142
00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:16,168
For the record, I
hate the tentacles.

143
00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:20,439
(GROANING)

144
00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,508
(GRUNTING)

145
00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,078
(GROANING)

146
00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,882
Hulk free.

147
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Welcome back, cuz. I'll
get us a ride home.

148
00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,057
I have to admit, you Smashers
really know what you're doing.

149
00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,759
Hulk even freed The Leader

150
00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:43,028
when he could've
abandoned his enemy.

151
00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,063
Come on, what am I? A monster?

152
00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,665
Speaking of monsters,

153
00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:49,801
we better be sure pudding-head
there is really out.

154
00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,106
HULK: That glow... I can't move!

155
00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,908
You may approach him not.

156
00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:59,177
He is still the
Supreme Intelligence,

157
00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,680
the all-power liege of the Kree.

158
00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:02,914
And you...

159
00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,015
(YELLS)

160
00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:08,487
You shall be destroyed!

161
00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:09,955
(ALL GRUNTING)

162
00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,701
Thor, grab them.

163
00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:23,935
There is no need.

164
00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,904
Our rescue is at hand.

165
00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:38,349
IRON MAN: Well, that was close.

166
00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:41,820
Thanks, Jen.

167
00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:45,790
<i>I can't leave you lunkheads
alone for a minute.</i>

168
00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:48,560
Wasn't our fault, it was
your boyfriend, Ronan.

169
00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,896
That creep won't stop
until we're all finished.

170
00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,732
Maybe I can see what Hammertime
has in store for us.

171
00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:57,669
I think one of my cameras
got stuck on the Kree ship.

172
00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:00,705
<i>You were correct, my
most trusted retainer.</i>

173
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,941
<i>Earth is a haven of monsters.</i>

174
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,544
<i>Our empire would be tainted
if we merged with it.</i>

175
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,713
<i>Then we agree there can
only be one solution.</i>

176
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:13,018
<i>Yes, destroy the Earth,
beginning with its champions.</i>

177
00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:17,255
<i>Finally. By your command.</i>

178
00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:20,926
Ouch. Hard to feel
happy right about now.

179
00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:25,797
Let's get down there. Earth
needs us, all of us.

180
00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,714
MAN: (OVER MEGAPHONE)
<i>This is an emergency.</i>

181
00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:45,817
<i>Please remain calm and
follow evacuation orders.</i>

182
00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:51,122
Jarvis only had a few minutes
to cobble these together,

183
00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,792
but they should be good
enough to get you airborne.

184
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,728
Ugh... Skaar hate tech-mol-agy.

185
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,598
Why Skaar need jet on back?

186
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,700
Take a look up there.

187
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,768
IRON MAN: Can you
jump that high?

188
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,272
Oh. Yeah, Skaar need jetpack.

189
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,641
RED HULK: Head's up, heroes!

190
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,710
We got incoming.

191
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:17,916
Hey, heroes, I know we're all
excited about the big invasion.

192
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:21,620
Let's remember two words.
Damage control.

193
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,822
Good idea, Spidey. You're on it.

194
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,690
Don't I get a jetpack?

195
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:28,893
Smashers, Avengers, let's go.

196
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,164
Aw!

197
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,669
Take them down hard.

198
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,703
You heard the man.

199
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,778
(GRUNTING)

200
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,213
Whoo-hoo!

201
00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:58,323
A-BOMB: Not bad, Jen.

202
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,225
Now check out my handiwork.

203
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,698
Just call me the I-Bomb.

204
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,700
That's like, short
for "Iron Bomb."

205
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:14,673
Battle drones, concentrate
your attack on them.

206
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:19,010
As the heroes fall,
so falls Earth.

207
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:21,713
(GUNS FIRING)

208
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,016
(GROANING)

209
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,185
(ALARMS BLARING) Hmm.

210
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,355
Great. Circuits are scrambled.
I have to reboot.

211
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,157
Can't stay with you.

212
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:35,093
Locking into glide mode.
Sorry, boys.

213
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,364
(GROANS)

214
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,867
RED HULK: Good thing I put on a
jetpack and joined you flyboys.

215
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,469
Got you.

216
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,737
I'm hit!

217
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,706
They got me, too!

218
00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:52,944
I take it back. I
don't want a jetpack.

219
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,345
How's Cap?

220
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,114
Out cold, but breathing.

221
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,249
SKAAR: (PANTING) Thor hurt, too.

222
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,385
I say we raid Stark's armory

223
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:04,222
for the biggest, baddest weapon
we can find to use on that creep.

224
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,092
No, there's only one thing
left to throw at Ronan.

225
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,893
A blunt instrument.

226
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,962
Ready to fly, Shellhead?

227
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,732
Yeah, but are you
sure about this?

228
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,100
No, Hulk.

229
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,469
Buddy, you can't go it alone.

230
00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:18,803
We won't let you.

231
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:18,803
This is the way it has to be.

232
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:24,275
I need all of you Hulks here to help
the Earth in case I don't make it.

233
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,811
I'm not ordering you
as your leader,

234
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,814
I'm asking you as family.

235
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,784
Family. We promise.

236
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:33,786
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hulk.

237
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,921
You may need that.

238
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,857
I'll bring it back.

239
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,091
You better.

240
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,961
Well, we doing this or not?

241
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,462
Buckle up, Big Green.

242
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,302
Come on! Jump Jet, now.

243
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:54,105
Whoa, we promised to stay here.

244
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,207
Wrong, I promised
we'll help the Earth.

245
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,209
And here's how we'll do it.

246
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,946
The whole Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
thing with you as leader...

247
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,549
I'm only sorry I
didn't see it before.

248
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:04,549
Save it.

249
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,452
Doesn't matter who's
calling the shots.

250
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,855
Right now, we're all just
guys with a job to do.

251
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,391
Now let's make this count.

252
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,860
IRON MAN: Brace yourself,
Hulk, 'cause here you go.

253
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:23,067
Gunships, form a barrier
in front of my flagship.

254
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,370
Do not let that monster through.

255
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,411
(GROWLING)

256
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,579
Impossible!

257
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,214
(CRASHING)

258
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:40,151
(GRUNTING)

259
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,554
MALE VOICE: (OVER PA) <i>Warning,
perimeter has been compromised.</i>

260
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:42,554
(ALARM BLARING)

261
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:47,192
<i>Propulsion system critical.
Ship destruction imminent.</i>

262
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,960
<i>Evacuate.</i>

263
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,466
(GROANING)

264
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,880
Great shot.

265
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:12,250
Not too bad, I guess.
For a blunt instrument.

266
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:23,094
Master, the Earthlings,
they will not be defeated.

267
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,997
Not by you, perhaps.

268
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:31,369
I possess the most powerful weapon
of the Kree Empire at my command.

269
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,537
Myself!

270
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,073
Increase shields to maximum.

271
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:39,878
Ready my ship for collision
with that primitive mudball.

272
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,014
I will destroy the Earth myself!

273
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,552
IRON MAN: The Kree mothership,
it's headed for Earth.

274
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,054
Any ideas how we'll
get out of this one?

275
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,423
All we can do is
go down smashing.

276
00:14:56,618 --> 00:14:57,997
Where are the Smashers?

277
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:02,634
Following your orders to help the city.
Spider-Man went with them.

278
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,636
Hope we can buy them some time.

279
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,384
Avengers, smash!

280
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:29,694
(GRUNTS)

281
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,430
(GROANS)

282
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,019
CAPTAIN AMERICA: The
guns are shielded.

283
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:46,945
So is the whole blasted ship.
This is looking bad.

284
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,580
Earth's champions are helpless.

285
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,215
Nothing can stop us now.

286
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,717
(RUMBLING)

287
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:56,554
Master, other crafts are
arriving to defend the Earth.

288
00:15:56,556 --> 00:16:00,558
Who dares defy the
Supreme Intelligence?

289
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,031
RED HULK: Look alive, Greenie.

290
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,233
Here comes the cavalry.

291
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:13,037
Deathlok, Mainframe,
Jump Jet, open fire!

292
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,543
I don't believe it.

293
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,446
I do, 'cause those
are my Smashers.

294
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:25,717
And here come the
Howling Commandos.

295
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,079
RED HULK: Looks
like Devil Dinosaur

296
00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:29,654
and Goon tagged
along just for fun.

297
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,290
Skaar bring monsters to fight.

298
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,192
Fight, monsters, fight!

299
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,268
Hey, leave some for
the home team.

300
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:48,606
Thing, Dr. Strange, Ghost Rider,

301
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,274
let's show them how to do it.

302
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,011
Let these invaders be punished.

303
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,080
The shields are weakening.

304
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,715
Our weapons are now unprotected.

305
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,157
SUPREME INTELLIGENCE:
It matters not.

306
00:16:59,181 --> 00:17:02,186
The Kree shall not fall
to these monsters.

307
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,022
The Kree shall prevail.

308
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,490
HULK: Make way for a teleporter.

309
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,358
She-Hulk has brought
the Inhumans,

310
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,794
joined by Olympus's
favorite son.

311
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,763
Let 'em have it, Hercules.

312
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,798
(GRUNTING)

313
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,370
We're not doing enough damage.
Black Bolt!

314
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,275
Hey, Doc. How about
some mystic protection?

315
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,444
Black Bolt here has
something to say.

316
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,217
(WHISPERING) Stop.

317
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:41,192
(ALARM SOUNDING) Master,
all shields have failed.

318
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,162
But I shall not.

319
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,464
(GRUNTING)

320
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:50,068
<i>I may be defenseless,</i>

321
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:54,205
<i>but my ship will collide with
Earth before you reach me.</i>

322
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,541
<i>Your planet is lost.</i>

323
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,077
So we'll just call
in another planet.

324
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,181
SUPREME INTELLIGENCE: <i>Ego?</i>

325
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,715
<i>No!</i>

326
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,552
Hey, buddy. Surprise.

327
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,120
Rick?

328
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,822
You gotta be kidding me.

329
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:14,225
A-Bomb a planet. (LAUGHS)

330
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,393
Awesome.

331
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,595
Classic Jones.

332
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,664
We called in a few friends.

333
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:23,201
The Guardians of the
Galaxy and little Ego,

334
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,571
who even let me take a turn in
this bad boy's driver's seat.

335
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:26,571
Guardians,

336
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:30,741
<i>you and Rick get all those
other ships out of here.</i>

337
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,544
Black Bolt, have Lockjaw
teleport everyone else.

338
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,783
Jen, I'm staying with Rick.

339
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,518
I got an idea.

340
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,652
Hey, Rick!

341
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,188
Time to go for a
smash ball special,

342
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,757
Planet A-Bomb style.

343
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,128
Oh, yeah, epic. Bring
it on, big guy.

344
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,608
(SPITS)

345
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,675
(GROWLING)

346
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,362
A-Bomb, finish him off.

347
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,298
Planet A-Bomb's away!

348
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,600
Whoo-hoo!

349
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,303
No!

350
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,555
Remember that the next time you
come here looking for a fight.

351
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,722
I got friends.

352
00:19:54,226 --> 00:20:00,531
A-BOMB: Oh, yeah!
Smashers unlimited.

353
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:04,235
I see now you're way more than
a monster of heroes, Hulk.

354
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,337
You're a leader of heroes.

355
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,239
And I guess we're
all hungry heroes.

356
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:11,275
I'm sure Jarvis can accommodate
all these weary world-savers.

357
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,644
Cap, I got a better idea.

358
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,281
SPIDER-MAN: So, uh, Star Guy,

359
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,316
what're you having?

360
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,650
It's Star-Lord, and trust me,

361
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,220
the chili burgers are worth
crossing the galaxy for.

362
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,589
Yeah, I'm sticking
with the tuna melt.

363
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,958
Thanks for giving our
friend a job, Herb.

364
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,360
He's recovering from
being an evil mastermind

365
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,896
and some good, honest work
is just what he needs now.

366
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,664
I'm glad to have the extra help,

367
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,000
what with all the new
customers flooding the place.

368
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,268
THE LEADER: Order up.

369
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,343
Oh, man. We saved the Earth,

370
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,546
and we only got...
Three more thumbs-ups?

371
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,348
What is up with that?

372
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,483
What's up is if I was
hosting this webcast

373
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:56,420
instead of you, Jones,
we'd be going viral.

374
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,289
The webcast doesn't matter.

375
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:01,626
It's the lives you save,
the people you help.

376
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,261
Skaar help good.

377
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,664
Now Skaar help self
to more burgers.

378
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:06,664
<i>Sometimes you have
to ask yourself,</i>

379
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:11,402
<i>is it more important that
people think you're a hero</i>

380
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,639
<i>or that you are one?</i>

381
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,407
<i>Hulk... Oh, no, wait a minute.</i>

382
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,343
<i>I want to say it. No, my turn.</i>

383
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,445
<i>Skaar say. I'll say it.</i>

384
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,847
(YELPS) <i>Red Hulk, over and out.</i>

385
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,582
<i>Wait a minute. The
show's about me.</i>

386
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,284
(RED HULK ARGUING) HULK: <i>Hulk out.
Hulk out.</i>

387
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:30,388
SKAAR: <i>Okay, Skaar say,
"Skaar out."</i> (ALL ARGUING)